Friday Satire

- Laura Bush's stand-up routine at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday prompted this from Andy Borowitz, a report on the First Lady's second "comedy outing."

- Both the nuclear option and Tom DeLay now rate their own cartoon digest pages at Slate.

- Scrappleface reports that John Kerry has "threatened to unveil his plan to save Social Security" if President Bush doesn't back away from his partical privatization proposal.

- And even presidents can be the victims of identity theft, says The Onion.