Friday Satire

From Andy Borowitz: an upside to the high gas prices; a Zell Miller challenge to Cindy Sheehan; Pat Robertson suggests breaking another commandment; and Bush proposes a permanent move from D.C.

From Scrappleface: a draft response letter from Bush to Ms. Sheehan; another account of the "Patwa" against Hugo Chavez.

From the Swift Report: a White House files for bankruptcy; God forsakes Pat Robertson.

From The Onion: Iraq declares "Partial Law".

The Garlic is on vacation.